Who doesn’t love dirty jokes and a little violence?!!


SUNDAY October 21st, 2007!

Double Crossers vs
Manic Attackers

The Fury vs.
Hell’s Belles

ONLY $15 IN ADVANCE!!!

Come out for your chance to win at the
Derby Girl Double Date Auction With:
Juanna Rumbel & Angel Dustt
Athena DeCrime & Coco Bang Bang
Malice With Chains & Tori Adore
Gun Show Poe & Sonya MouthShut
and Riley Coyote and Gigantor
Dress up in your BEST costume and get your picture taken with our mascot Skella Tory!!!

Guarantee yourself a view from the front row and stroll in before everyone else with your VIP ticket! Choose one of the limited cushion seats reserved for VIPs! VIP Tickets Only Available Online – $25

Don’t forget about the party bus!
Be at the Cobra Lounge by 4pm.
ONLY $8

Cobra Lounge
235 N Ashland

Get your tickets at www.windycityrollers.com

***REMINDER***
Only CASH accepted at the bout for
door tickets, food and beer!
There are no ATMs at The Stadium!

WE NOW ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS
AT THE MERCH TABLE!!!

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The Washlet

The Washlethttp://cleanishappy.com/

Although I have no intention of ever purchasing a Washlet, I have made more than one visit to this website over the past few days.  A friend of mine pointed me to it.  If you view the site, be sure to view with sound.

The Washlet website is beautifully designed.  In going to the site you will find that there are six artificially intelligent personalities to supply informational testimonials on the merits this new toilet technology.  The characters are contstantly in motion as if they are living on your computer screen in an anxiously happy state…Their one purpose in life?… to give you the good news about the Washlet.  I have developed a crush on the gal second from the left.

The guy third from left takes me laugh, and laugh…and laugh.  Oh lordy… starving actors.

The Washlet is a toilet straight out of the 23rd century, and apparently they are already very common in Japan…go figure. 

My brother Luke made a funny comment: “i know they’ve tested this on a the affluent and well groomed japenese.  have they tested it on lazy, chilli eating, 300 pound americans?” Perhaps Luke’s Washlet will need a trip to the Monster Garage.

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Documentaries that you’re sure to love

Can Mr. Smith Get to Washington Anymore? – one of the best documentary features at the Milwaukee International Film Festival!  Following the 2004 Missouri Democratic primary to replace  retiring 28-year veteran and former House Majority Leader Dick Gephardt.  The documentary shadows little known Jeff Smith, a 29 year old part-time political science instructor at Wash U.  Travel along this grass roots campaign as they face their biggest opponent Russ Carnahan to see if the little guy stands a chance. 

 Even if you’re not a fan of the policital process this movie is a must see!   A true underdog story.

Maxed Out – a look at the American credit industry and how it affects us.  It’s really disturbing to see how the credit industry solicits their “biggest money makers” as well as looking at the national debt.  A must see for anyone who has ever taken out a loan or has gotten a credit card.   

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