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This past week some really bad stuff went down. First, some Asiana intern decided to answer a question he wasn’t supposed to answer and confirmed a list of names that were allegedly members of the flight crew of Flight 214. See if you can figure out what’s wrong:
Then, someone in the auto industry thought it would be a swell idea to roll out a family friendly SUV with an extra helping of family friendly-ness. Somewhere, one of Toyota’s vehicle designers dropped a shit ton of acid (presumably while watching Nickelodeon) and came up with this monstrosity:
http://jalopnik.com/lets-discuss-the-nightmare-that-is-the-spongebob-toyot-758277866
If you can get the link to work, yes, that’s a yellow interior, electric blue wavy ceiling with an exterior featuring Spongebob and friends plastered all over the outside. It’s horrible.
Finally, there’s this:
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Yes and…
I really wish I could remember to answer calls that have wrong numbers with a more improv-like approach. Mike was truly gifted at giving wrong information to people who dialed one wrong number trying to call Jade Dragon Tattoo and getting his fax line instead. Pete Holmes recently talked about his fun with telemarketers. And Jay Larson was on Conan talking about how he deals with wrong numbers:
Via TO