Half Mast is Too High
This Lonesome George memorial is everything I imagine of a nerdy 5,000 Candles in the Wind. If this means Neil’s face photoshopped into either Lonesome George or ‘Lil Sebastian I would not be upset.

This Lonesome George memorial is everything I imagine of a nerdy 5,000 Candles in the Wind. If this means Neil’s face photoshopped into either Lonesome George or ‘Lil Sebastian I would not be upset.

So GEICO’s new ad campaign is called unskippable. One ad features two guys frozen in a mid-air high-five while not actually being frozen but holding still on strings which is pretty funny, but I was laughing pretty hard at this one with a dog eating all the food off of table while a family stays as still as they can:
Via Laughing Squid.
Since there hasn’t been a post in a couple days and I don’t have anything else, how about a music video tribute to Missy Elliot (She’s popular again, right?):
Via this 10 Years of Youtube Supercut.
But really just go vote dummy. Here is a neat layout for all the basics on candidates and issues.
Early voting and registration ends today at 5 but you can go to any polling place in the city.