The “secret ingredient” in my hugs is boner.

Too much stagnation, so here are some random stuff that I found neat.

• Austin told me to check out Rob Delaney’s Twitter. Milld entertaining till you read his best-of tweets. Here’s another gem: “BAD NEWS: I threw up all over your couch. GOOD NEWS: Christ died for our sins so you don’t have to be an asshole about it.“
• Here’s something for you, Austin: The Calvin and Hobbes Search Engine.
• Oh shit Neil, the new Anne Hathaway movie! Also starring JG! You now how can predict the entire plot of a movie based on the first ten minutes of a movie? This was predictable within the first ten seconds of the trailer.
• I’ve heard an efficient life is a happy life. How cool is this house/furniture?
• I was talking about this with Mike last night, but this is the most disturbing video I’ve seen about accidents. Whoever compiled it got the desired effect out of me.