So I’m no military expert, but from these two videos, I’m not sure how we are still fighting the war in the Middle East. It’s US troops conditioning Iraqi and Afghani soldiers/cops. Had no idea how tough a jumping jack could be. The Afghanis don’t much surprise me, I’ve seen pushups like that before at north avenue.

Clever?

Awesome.

From GeekStir.com:

“Abusive Fathers Kick Ass” and “Kill ’em all, let Rod sort em out” (with a picture of Rod Stewart) were t-shirts made by comic Brendon Walsh as heard on the recent Doug Loves Movies.

If you are looking for funny/thoughtful phrasings for yer Facebook status, check out FromUpNorth.com.

Patton Oswalt’s Twitter: “Tony the Tiger on L&O: SVU “She was rrrrrrrraped!” or Kyle Kinane’s Twitter: “Don’t say “Oh, you’ve got one in the oven” to a pregnant Jewish lady.” or “Porn blocked on my computer by the hotel? Man, are they going to get an eye-full at the continental breakfast tomorrow.”

If anyone was interested in the signs from the Rally to Restore Sanity.