• Oscar Time!

    Now that the summer blockbusters are over, movies are coming out that rely more on hilarity or tears rather than explosions or t&a. One example is Black Dynamite, which I may have mentioned before and is coming to Chicago this Friday. Another movie is Zombieland. Don’t wanna say too much about rather than you should just see it. And stay till after the credits. Here’s the red band trailer:

    That song in the beginning of the trailer is pretty cool, right? Apparently it’s from a Johnny Cash Remix album. The concept doesn’t sound like something I would like, but the three songs I found at in ALL caps from it are really good. And if you like good songs being raped by remixers like I do, check out the remix of Mr Sandman from this scene is dead and Whip It.

  • Crank

    stank I love crappy movies that don’t make much sense. That is everything that Crank is. From a strange rape scene to a even stranger ending. I could try to tell you more, but Patton Oswalt does it the best: “You won’t learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give Statham $10, he will fuck an explosion while a Slayer song plays”.

  • This Is Not A Lie

    Being a fan Supersize Me and King Corn, I was waiting for Food, Inc. to come through the ol’ netflix cue. But I could be seeing it for free earlier than that because it seems that Chipotle, who is known for crazy marketing schemes like giving away burritos on tax day (or not), is going to be sponsoring free screenings of the movie according to The Hollywood Reporter. Check out Chipotle’s site for where the screenings are being held. Below is the trailer.