Here a couple things to check out:  When the family plan got text messaging, Austin txt-ed as much as he could to prove that the family needed to have the unlimited plan.  But he was nowhere near 14,528 texties.  The Onion, that always has a bit of truth/commentary to their stories, wonders whether T.J. Maxx has been hit hard by the recession.  Come and see the mind’s eye work as a game for Mattel.  Fucking jedi mind shit.   See a neat video about people making soccer shoes for players.  I wonder if they have a video for the kids that make regular people’s shoes.  Finally, here are some hilarious ads like the one at the top of the post.  Via NotCot and PopCandy.

I found a pretty funny article (and by found I mean religiously read this site) about how some of the best movies of all time almost became the next (insert reference to blockbuster bomb here, i.e. Pluto Nash, The Day The Earth Stood Still, and any Kevin Costner movie after Robin Hood). Well any way I think I used up my parenthesis quota for the day so check out the article.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16940_6-classic-movies-that-narrowly-avoided-disaster.html

Procrastination \prə-ˈkras-tə-ˌnāt, prō-\  : creating three posts, including an inspiration from Tom to create a submission to manbabies.com, on the thebruceblog to get out of doing actual work that needs to get done.