I love Biz Markie. Funny story, true story: Rita found this song when she was playing with my phone.

Great reporting from the AVClub – When life gives you beans…you document your on-the-job lobby farts.

These guys aptly coin themselves “dorks” and their “banter” leaves much to be desired yet I applaud their unique dive into baseball stats to emphasize why former White Sox Adam Dunn was a “True Outcomes God.”