• Apparently, this is a thing now…

    I’m talking about Dinosaur Erotica.

    “Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh. ”

    If you don’t believe me, check this out:

    http://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

    Other fascinating titles include:

    Taken by the Pterodactyl
    In the Velociraptor’s Nest
    Taken in the Dinosaur Museum

    She even branches out and bestows upon us:

    Taming the Dragon
    The Orc Chief’s Virgin Tribute

    Can’t people just read “50 Shades of Grey” like a normal person?