July 29, 2009 3:20 pm Published by

stank I love crappy movies that don’t make much sense. That is everything that Crank is. From a strange rape scene to a even stranger ending. I could try to tell you more, but Patton Oswalt does it the best: “You won’t learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give Statham $10, he will fuck an explosion while a Slayer song plays”.

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