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Some more reposting of stuff I found on sites that I regular. When Not Cot puts up photography posts, I try to avoid them because I normally waste an unnecessary amount of time looking through the artist’s portfolio. Well, they got me again with the picture above from Rasmuss Kaessmann and the german water polo team. Which led to the awesome photos at the Sony World Photography Awards.

Shit My Friends Might Like continue to put up things that are fucking great.  There was the Batman and Joker Superbuds, and now the space-age drinkability video.

Pop Candy found a link to hilarious SNL fake commercials (although Nerf Crotch Bat was missing).

And finally, Nanerpus:

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

So while I was doing some scholarly research I came upon this little nugget.

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So upon first glance I just took this as simply one of those Chuck Norris-ism’s that were popular a little bit ago like:

  • It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  • Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice
  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there
  • If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

I did some further research and realized in fact that Google does have a Trends section and when you pit Chuck Norris against Boobs this mock poster is indeed correct – Chuck Norris was more popular than Boobs in Jan. 2006.

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The Ying Yang Twins Are Fucking Retarded

Here is another post from the fabulous Videogum. I think if I saw this Cribs originally air, it would have been just as funny without the translation at the bottom. It starts out ok, but the end is fucking great.

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I Love You Men

shhcago.gifMaybe this is a stretch for putting up the logo, but it happened in Chicago, right? Also, I’ve been busy with work stuff to post anything that was cooler thanthe traffic test video and this won’t be any different.

At the premier for I Love You, Man, Jason Segal performed “Dracula’s Lament,” one of the best parts of Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  I enjoy Seth Rogen, but I am glad that Paul Rudd and Jason Segel are getting the attention they deserve for being hilarious and not just the goofy sidekick.  Segal is probably the funniest part of How I Met Your Mother.  I didn’t think Role Models was going to be any good, but Paul Rudd was great in it.  Here’s the video:

Via Videogum.

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