Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

March 25, 2009 10:44 pm Published by

So while I was doing some scholarly research I came upon this little nugget.


So upon first glance I just took this as simply one of those Chuck Norris-ism’s that were popular a little bit ago like:

  • It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  • Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice
  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there
  • If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

I did some further research and realized in fact that Google does have a Trends section and when you pit Chuck Norris against Boobs this mock poster is indeed correct – Chuck Norris was more popular than Boobs in Jan. 2006.

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