No Touching!

Having kids now, I can definitely see implementing these in the near future:

http://awkwardelevatorinc.com/post/53763706191/i-updated-my-technique-for-showing-my-sons-which#notes-container

or even this:

http://bestnatesmithever.tumblr.com/post/12327245572/i-came-up-with-a-new-way-to-show-my-son-which&usg=ALkJrhiq6JQcHSMsbjRE9EYoXFW4BKVhnw

Awesome People

Earlier tonight, Brian pulled up a few pretty neat pictures of the man, the myth, the duke- John Wayne himself, which reminded me of this. Someone showed me this a while ago, and I apologize if it has been posted before, but its a pretty neat site and is exactly what it says it is: awesome people hanging out with each other, as straight forward as it gets. Pictures cover everything from Ali giving Sammy Davis Jr a boxing lesson, to a game of chess between Yoko Ono and the RZA (my money is on the RZA).

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Apparently, this is a thing now…

I’m talking about Dinosaur Erotica.

“Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh. ”

If you don’t believe me, check this out:

http://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

Other fascinating titles include:

Taken by the Pterodactyl
In the Velociraptor’s Nest
Taken in the Dinosaur Museum

She even branches out and bestows upon us:

Taming the Dragon
The Orc Chief’s Virgin Tribute

Can’t people just read “50 Shades of Grey” like a normal person?