this is awesome, http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/decorated-new-york-city-cop/story.aspx?guid={2F42FA58-837B-4345-A46F-D2FE9F80A0AA}&dist=hppr.  read at least until you discover who’s “voice, trademark mustache, sense of humor, and black leather jackets represented a quadruple-threat of talent”.

rachel, how did  this slip under your st louis radar?  very disappointing. 

i thought so.  i know i haven’t been bruce-blooging in awhile, but i think i’ve found a way to totally redeem myself….the brothers solomon.  rent it.  immediately.  it might sound stupid (and of course it is), but if you love gob the way i love gob, then you will be entertained.  so roeper claims to have walked out of the theater on it… don’t listen to him, he’s an old man.  here’s a test to see if you’ll like it — does the picture below amuse you?  yup, you’re in.  trust me, if there’s one thing i know in this world, it’s freaks.

 

happy easter sluts!

ok, i realize that i probably think my title is more clever than it actually is, but tom sent this, and you’ll all enjoy it: http://gizmodo.com/364254/british-protecting-local-textards-by-padding-lampposts

word on the street is that the beloved p.swayz has only 5 weeks to live. he’s only 55, but was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in january and his chemotherapy treatments have not been going well.

now, the good news is that this is coming from two totally unreliable sources, so there’s still hope. here is a link to the story (yes fox news is citing the national enquirer): http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,335210,00.html

first goulet, now this. i’m worried about all the other stars we’re obsessed with and will be spending the afternoon trying to obtain the medical files of gary busey, neil diamond, and kurt russell.

ps — other sad news: jeff healy, aka cody the blind guitar-player in road house, died a few days ago of cancer. sorry to be debbie downer today.