Not Far Far Away

June 25, 2014 9:18 am Published by

I should write titles for the Red Eye, huh? If the Oak St. Beach-stro can manage to create a location east of LSD, then it shouldn’t be a big surprise that George Lucas would be able to:

Chicago wins George Lucas museum

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3 Comments

  • Nora says:
    June 25, 2014 at 9:35 am

    Well didn’t you know murder capital AND “most American of American cities.”

  • Brian says:
    June 26, 2014 at 8:51 am

    Gun rights are pretty American these days. Gun violence is proof that Chicago is very American, then right? Too much?

  • Nora says:
    June 26, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    Seems accurate. America = guns and Chicago = guns and gun violence, then America = Chicago. That is some fine geometry Brian.