Categories for Movies

Crank

stank I love crappy movies that don’t make much sense. That is everything that Crank is. From a strange rape scene to a even stranger ending. I could try to tell you more, but Patton Oswalt does it the best: “You won’t learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give Statham $10, he will fuck an explosion while a Slayer song plays”.

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This Is Not A Lie

Being a fan Supersize Me and King Corn, I was waiting for Food, Inc. to come through the ol’ netflix cue. But I could be seeing it for free earlier than that because it seems that Chipotle, who is known for crazy marketing schemes like giving away burritos on tax day (or not), is going to be sponsoring free screenings of the movie according to The Hollywood Reporter. Check out Chipotle’s site for where the screenings are being held. Below is the trailer.

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I Love You Men

shhcago.gifMaybe this is a stretch for putting up the logo, but it happened in Chicago, right? Also, I’ve been busy with work stuff to post anything that was cooler thanthe traffic test video and this won’t be any different.

At the premier for I Love You, Man, Jason Segal performed “Dracula’s Lament,” one of the best parts of Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  I enjoy Seth Rogen, but I am glad that Paul Rudd and Jason Segel are getting the attention they deserve for being hilarious and not just the goofy sidekick.  Segal is probably the funniest part of How I Met Your Mother.  I didn’t think Role Models was going to be any good, but Paul Rudd was great in it.  Here’s the video:

Via Videogum.

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Reefer Madness

This post is in honor of my little sister Martha…who thinks she doesn’t have anything “cool enough” to contribute to the Bruce.  Thank you for bringing this gem into my life!

 http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Reefer_Madness/898545?trkid=490909

A 1936 Propaganda film that has been dug out of the Library of Congress in the ’70’s.  Has recently inherited a cult following due to it’s comedic value.  This is by no means a “good film” but if you need a good laugh I highly suggest getting a couple of bud’s (pun intended) together and give this a viewing.  Almost too campy to be called a B-movie, this is more in the C-minus catagory.  There is no better discription for the movie than the tag line listed:  A group of teens suduced by the power of “reefer” take a few puffs — and instantly become psychotic killers, jazz addicts and whores.

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