I love crappy movies that don’t make much sense. That is everything that Crank is. From a strange rape scene to a even stranger ending. I could try to tell you more, but Patton Oswalt does it the best: “You won’t learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give Statham $10, he will fuck an explosion while a Slayer song plays”.
Not only do you quench my thirst and keep a little change in my pocket but you also host a rocking show. The PBR concert series has hit St. Louis and you can color me impressed. For the same price as a case of this delicious elixir I saw an evening full of hip swinging, head banging hits. While the opening act, Jon Hardy and the Public, failed to live up to my standards I was blown away by White Rabbits (http://tiny.cc/WhiteRabbits51 ). They totally rocked my face off. Percussion Gun is their “stand out” song according to the public and most critics but I think it pales in comparison to the rest of their set list. If you get the chance to see them I highly recommend going.
While this reminds a lot of Tim Burton’s Willy Wonka, I didn’t hate the movie. So I am excited about this leaked trailer:
http://mashable.com/2009/07/22/alice-in-wonderland-trailer/
From the wonderful site Geekstir, this video blew my mind. What mostly surprised me was how I didn’t know this before and how something like this can blow my mind.
Recently I thought the only good marriage this month would be the Dairy Queen “Blizzard of the Month.” But upon finding this video of old Russian ladies singing along to a accordion accompanied rendition of Brittany Spears’ “Hit Me Baby One More Time” I knew that July would be an even better month than I anticipated.